This blog is about a unique individual, let's call him Philip J. Barns. Phil is a child trapped in a man's body, trapped in the late '80s to early '90s. He gets belligerently drunk on weekends and that is exactly what the main inspiration is behind this blog. He is obsessed with old school video games (including the bad ones) and can say some stupid things at times. So stay tuned for the adventures of Philip J Barns. I plan on making multiple installments throughout each week, however it all depends on how crazy Phil gets (I'll try to encourage him).